Story?: You are Gordon “Drunken Handbasketmaker” Freeman, king of the bad-things-to-happen and saviour/destroyer of mankind. You are somewhere for some reason (again) and armed with your trusty crowbar. Let’s prove those anti-violence heterosexual single moms wrong!

Onwards: What’s up, dawgs?

*cough* So, I downloaded Jenesaispas4 (try saying that three times fast) for no specific reason. It was the latest map out there, so I thought why not, I feel like wasting a few minutes of my life. Oh, so, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the mod, but who cares! Lets roll with this!

My first thought arrayed to the beginning. The architecture is primarily maze-like and compact. This is due to the fact that zombies are attempting to poorly perform tactical manoeuvres. It doesn’t really matter, considering that the only combative weapon you have is a crowbar. But if you are claustrophobic, you may want to play this map blind.

That being said, your enemy is mostly of the zomborific kind. You mostly face them with your trusty crowbar, pausing to smash them over the head with an arm chair when the opportunity presents it’s self. Headcrabs answer to your crowbar nice enough, whenever they come up. Combine come at a later time, throwing themselves in force at you in a short burst, before answering to your flock of orchestrated bullets.

Also, scripted events mostly deal with you conducting a vertical movement, usually downwards. The man here apparently has the compulsive obsessive need to suddenly drop things and people for effect. The demoness of bad luck haunting your every step. Scary.

Summary: It’s decent. It’s slightly better then decent, but it is essentially decent. Nothing awesome, nothing bad. Just a whole lot of crowbar swinging, back stepping and headcrab dodging.